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Swindger Verdantis (Ambivalent Variant)

Price

$100.00

Swindger Verdantis (Ambivalent Variant)

Specimen LC–04

Frequently perplexing.
Occasionally cooperative.

This specimen presents as a small green swing-bound creature with stubby limbs, two sideways horns, and an expression caught between mild enjoyment and profound uncertainty. While permanently attached to a swing, Swindger Verdantis appears conflicted about the entire arrangement and questions the purpose of motion—even while demanding it continues.

Approach with patience and humour.
Extended staring may be interpreted as judgment.

Adoption pending. Consent conditional on respecting ambivalence while maintaining motion.

If your companion wavers between enjoyment and existential doubt, how would you respond without tryi

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How would you care for someone who is unsure if they want to exist in joy, but cannot stand still?

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Quantity

Only 1 left in stock

PRODUCT INFO

SIZE: 60 - 90mm tall without including chain

MATERIALS: ceramic clay, chain, wire

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