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Swindger Fuzzle (Bewildered Variant)

Price

$100.00

Swindger Fuzzle (Bewildered Variant)

Specimen LC–06

Frequently puzzled.
Occasionally startled.

This specimen presents as a small pink swing-bound creature with stubby limbs and a permanently bewildered expression. Swindger Fuzzle seems uncertain whether swinging is enjoyable, necessary, or absurd—but insists on continuing anyway. Approach with patience, humour, and the occasional reassuring word.

Extended staring may be interpreted as judgment, or as an existential question.

Adoption pending. Consent conditional on respecting bewilderment while maintaining perpetual motion.

If your companion seems confused by existence and motion alike, how would you honor their needs with

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What would you do if your companion’s bewilderment became contagious?

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Quantity

Only 1 left in stock

PRODUCT INFO

SIZE: 60 - 90mm tall without including chain

MATERIALS: ceramic clay, chain, wire

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