top of page

Swibber Tentaculus (Cheeky Variant)

Price

$100.00

Swibber Tentaculus (Cheeky Variant)

Specimen LC–03

Often underestimated.
Irrevocably attached.

This specimen presents as a small blue blob with bumpy skin, stubby tentacles, and a grin far too large for his compact body. Swibber Tentaculus is permanently affixed to a swing and demands constant motion. Stillness is intolerable. Any attempt to relocate, pause, or ignore him is met with severe indignation and minor chaos.

Approach with humour, stamina, and respect for perpetual swinging.
Extended staring may be interpreted as judgment.

Adoption pending. Consent conditional on honoring his desire to be endlessly pushed.

How would you honor a being whose entire existence is to swing endlessly, without trying to control,

Up to 200 characters.

What would it mean for you to care for a creature who cannot, and will not, remain still?

Up to 200 characters.

Quantity

Only 1 left in stock

PRODUCT INFO

SIZE: 60 - 90mm tall without including chain

MATERIALS: ceramic clay, chain, wire

RETURN & REFUND POLICY

I’m a Return and Refund policy. I’m a great place to let your customers know what to do in case they are dissatisfied with their purchase. Having a straightforward refund or exchange policy is a great way to build trust and reassure your customers that they can buy with confidence.

SHIPPING INFO

I'm a shipping policy. I'm a great place to add more information about your shipping methods, packaging and cost. Providing straightforward information about your shipping policy is a great way to build trust and reassure your customers that they can buy from you with confidence.
bottom of page